Britney, Paris & Jessica: Extensions Gone Wild
at Rock Your HairI blame Perry Farrel for famously leaving dreadlocks places while on tour with Jane’s Addiction in the nineties. Eventually, hot topic started carrying fake dreads you could just clip right in. Even in your favorite punk rock and goth colors.
In the eighties, people were hardcore and took scissors and whatever chemical would color their hair and just went for it. Mohawks, devil locks, madonna, it all came and went. Big hair bands desperately in need of conditioner, and lots of pop divas with wild curls. The nineties brought a lack of grooming as fashion (grunge) and things like facial piercings (another thanks Perry and his nosering).
Now its the new milennium, and we have some of the most shallow, boring celebrities ever. But they look really good, and that’s what is important, right? Nobody really cares if Britney Spears is happy, it matters not if Paris Hilton is miserable. They are famous and good looking, so we have to pay attention to them.
Britney Spears, well we’ve all seen the headlines. The images of this chick with bad extensions are all over the net. We prefer her completely bald. Shaving her head was one of the coolest things she’s done, but too bad she has taken to really bad hairstyles while it grows out. Just terrible. To the point that this chick is finally making some big comeback performance at the VMA’s, two kids later, yet she just couldn’t get her weave right.
You see, I myself once had blonde hair extensions and really short hair. I was a victim of the dreaded inbetween hairstyle phase, and because I really wanted to grow my hair out I didn’t want to cut it. So I resorted to extensions. Let me tell you, not fun.
First, you sit in a chair for hours and hours while they braid little cornrow tracks along your scalp where they are going to stitch the extensions. Then, they place them and stitch them in, and it pulls your scalp every which way and often results in a headache. When your hair starts growing out, they pull, and you cannot at any time really pull a hairbrush through your hair over your scalp (which feels good).
Eventually, you want to rip these things out and little bald spots appear where your hair starts to break off where the cornrows start and end. Really terrible. I ended up having little bald spots on the sides of my head by my temple. In the end it was cool to have long hair without the wait, but it I had to go through that all the time - and not to mention the expense - I’d be an unhappy camper.
So Britney Spears is rocking the bad extensions, meanwhile Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have their own lines of hair extensions for sale. And within the last weeks since Paris has gotten out of jail, she has stopped wearing hair extensions. Its almost like with all the Britney drama, Paris doesn’t want to be seen with tacky extensions anymore.
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